studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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egberts:

ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg

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workoutlivelove:

harcules:

tobefitforme:

gnumblr:

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

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(Source: 23jan)

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kingsleyyy:

if u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)

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Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

settripper:

sagethetengu:

preme-king-kai:

three-hunna:

wutangxkitty:

knottybynvture:

wes-eskimo:

sageoftenpaths:

eurotrottest:

nonjutsu:

thesupersaiyangod:

tacos-and-thickbitches:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Ass Samurai 

Ass Eater

Ass

Attack on Ass

Ass of Diamond

Magi: kingdom of Ass

Black Ass: The Second Barrage

Say “I Love Ass”

One-Ass Man

Fullmetal Ass

Ass Champloo

Rurouni Ass

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One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
—Unknown (via shittyteenblog)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88)

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The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(Source: jabberwockysuperfly)

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tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

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sebadasstian-stan:

[x]

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

(Source: chocolateshoes)

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v-a-n-s:

Lmao

(Source: repllicunt)

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thisiselliz:

u know you hurt someones feelings  when they hit you with a “oh”

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